Bill Gates - Microsoft

Run a company that crushes innovation and is up on charges by the Department of Justice, all on a mediocre operating system.

Michael Dell - Dell

Build a company up, then tear it down again.

Larry Ellison - Oracle

Build a company that only stays in business by extensive government contracts from your friends.

Mike Lazaridis - Blackberry

Actually has a degree. Build a company from extensive federal and university subsidies that is stolen from a programmer in the states. Get close to bankruptcy when they threaten to sue, get the feds to lobby for your settlement.

Shawn Fanning - Napster

Build a software system with the sole purpose of ripping off music artists and recording companies. Go bankrupt when you get nailed for it. Get bought out by appeasing the suits that sued you.

STAY IN SCHOOL. At least it may teach you some morals.