Aargh! I hate quizzes like this! They give you two choices for the answer as if that covers all the bases and as if those two things are mutually exclusive. I mean, take the last question: who forbids your love (a) society or (b) the person you desire. What if the answer is no-one, as in my case? That's a bit like "have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

I've got a proper sulk on, now!