Every fortnight I curate some of the observations and insights that were shared on social media. I call these Friday’s Finds.
“Stop doing dumb shit and I’ll stop being negative.” —@Fisman
“Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not using Reply All to thank or congratulate one person.“ —@Aisha_Dickerson
I am the very model of a modern …
I’ve information anecdotal, chemical, and clinical
I know the COVID experts, and I quote-tweet fights on aerosolsList BioNTech to Zeneca, in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters virologicalI understand most models but I’m baffled by the cubical
About t-cell immunity I am teeming with a lot o’ news … lot o’ news…
with many cheerful facts about the antibodies I’ll produce!I know the vaccine history from Jenner and the old cowpox
I answer diagnostics, I thank all the nurses and the docsI quote in elegiacs all the CDC analysis
And hope we’ll usher in an annus slightly more mirabilisI can tell adenoviruses from mRNA and spike proteins
I have a working map of every single drug store close to me
Then I can hit refresh until finally a slot I score … slot I score …I’ll whistle all the way home ’cause I’m happy that my skin is sore!
I’m looking at the r-naught and I hope the trend is fabulousI know the pseudoscience claims of beings antivaxxulous
In short, in matters anecdotal, chemical, and clinical
I am the very model of Moderna-made injectables