Every fortnight I curate some of the observations and insights that were shared on social media. I call these Friday’s Finds.
“Stop doing dumb shit and I’ll stop being negative.” —@Fisman
“Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC still recommends not using Reply All to thank or congratulate one person.“ —@Aisha_Dickerson
I am the very model of a modern …
I’ve information anecdotal, chemical, and clinical
I know the COVID experts, and I quote-tweet fights on aerosols
List BioNTech to Zeneca, in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters virological
I understand most models but I’m baffled by the cubical
About t-cell immunity I am teeming with a lot o’ news … lot o’ news…
with many cheerful facts about the antibodies I’ll produce!
I know the vaccine history from Jenner and the old cowpox
I answer diagnostics, I thank all the nurses and the docs
I quote in elegiacs all the CDC analysis
And hope we’ll usher in an annus slightly more mirabilis
I can tell adenoviruses from mRNA and spike proteins
I have a working map of every single drug store close to me
Then I can hit refresh until finally a slot I score … slot I score …
I’ll whistle all the way home ’cause I’m happy that my skin is sore!
I’m looking at the r-naught and I hope the trend is fabulous
I know the pseudoscience claims of beings antivaxxulous
In short, in matters anecdotal, chemical, and clinical
I am the very model of Moderna-made injectables
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